Episode # 32 - Disney World Trip - drink or be destroyed by a potential Hurricane?

Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disney World. From dodging a potential hurricane in Orlando to wrestling with a time-travel conundrum due to a podcast scheduling glitch, this episode is packed with my latest escapades. I'll also share the laugh-out-loud tale of how a central check-in glitch at the eye doctor almost ruined my visit—but fear not, my vision is as clear as ever, dilated pupils and all.

But that's not all! Meet K-9, my energetic and quirky Jack Russell, Rat Terrier, and Australian Cattle Dog mix, who adds a dash of excitement to our household. With his playful antics and smart tricks, K-9's interactions with our cats provide endless entertainment and a few surprises. Whether he's playing ball or engaging in a game of tag with the kitties, K-9 ensures there's never a dull moment. So, grab your headphones and get ready for a blend of travel plans, pet stories, and the everyday quirks that keep life interesting.

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Transcript

Speaker 1 0:00

Due to inclement weather conditions in Siberia , you are experiencing a delay in your flight . But hey , why not tune in to the Scotty Don't X Show for a fun alternative to travel Without further ado ? This is episode number 32 .

Speaker 2 0:20

I'm intending to go to Disney World later this week and I'll be leaving on Saturday . I'm intending to go to Disney World later this week and I'll be leaving on Saturday . Don't worry , I have somebody who is oversized and very violent , who is staying at my place . So all of you people thinking , hey , let's go get Scotty Don't X's podcasting gear and successfully get him off the internet that's not going to work out very well for you , but hey , good thought . I mean , I've had that thought about getting myself off from the internet for a while . Now the early weather news is saying there may be a hurricane that's heading towards the Orlando area . So will it wipe Orlando completely off the map ? Or will it hang around so that our plane can't land ? Or will it hang around the entire week so that we're supposed to be there and shelter in place ? I don't know , I don in place . I don't know . I don't know , I don't know . Scotty don't X X is no , something I found out today . My scheduler for podcasting uploads did not work as expected , which means there's podcasts in the bucket that may actually be released after this episode , but are prior to this episode . So go have a nice time travel sandwich with that one today , getting ready to travel , I booked all of my medical appointments so I'm perfectly healthy before I go to Walt Disney World and check out their cryogenics unit .

Speaker 2 1:56

So I went to the eye doctor , checked in . They took my money and they use a central check-in . So you go to the center of the floor , you check in and then they tell you to go to your section , so the eye doctor section . So I go down the hall and I'm sitting there After a while too long of a while , turns out , simply because I've been a nice guy and I wasn't in a hurry I go up and say , hey , what's going on ? They go oh , you were marked as a no-show , the central check-in never checked you in . And I'm like what's going on ? And they took my money . So I had to go back across the hall to central check-in and go hey , can you print my receipt ? They say I never checked in . They being the eye doctors frontline , and people in Central Check-In are like I know you checked in because you tried to pay with cash and then you paid with plastic and we took your money . I know you did . So they printed the receipt and that fixed the glitch , as it were . And I go over and the eye doctor is able to wedge me in . Yay cheers , I can still see . That's a good thing . They did dilate me , so the free sunglasses were a good thing .

Speaker 2 3:24

Later on I switched to my Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses and I actually did this podcast using the Bluetooth over to my phone . But no , the recording app updated itself and no longer outputs WAV files , so the audio was crapola . So rather than making you great folks listen , I went ahead and let the computer do speech to text and now I have a script of what I said before . So some of you may know that I split custody of our dog K9 . Yes , that's letter K , dash number nine , because he's an homage to the Doctor who robot tin dog . So he gets to hang out at Grandma's for four of the seven days of the week and keeps her entertained , because her cats are mostly docile and come out when they want to . But K-9 , he's ready to play and interact because he's Jack Russell , rat Terrier , australian Cattle Dog , which is great because he's smart , has a herding instinct and ADHD .

Speaker 2 4:51

Yeah playing ball is always lots of fun with the boy . He will , though , rest in his kennel and let the kitties come by , and they bop him on his nose . And so he opens an eye , looks at him and closes it , and then they bop him on the nose . And so he opens an eye , looks at him and closes it , and then they bop him on the nose again , and it's two tag a chase . So he gets to run them down the hall at full speed and they are under the bed , and he is using his volume which , which is permanently stuck at 11 , to bark and go .

Speaker 2 5:33

Ha ha ha ha , I've got you there . Ha ha ha ha , I've got you there , which sounds a lot more annoying because he doesn't speak English . It's a lot of fun . I miss having them every day , but sometimes you need to let family hang with other family for the purpose of family . Hit me up on all of the socials scotty don't x at facebook . Scotty don't x instagram . Tick tock , scotty don't x . And don't forget the secret website if you know pattern recognition .